| Two biostatisticians were having trouble in their
relationship.
"Why are you so
mean?" she said.
"I don't know, why do
you keep calling me average?" he said.
"Don't you realize I
am far more than 95% confident I love you?" She said
"Well, what if I'm
only 95% confident?"
"You can be a real
F-Statistic sometimes, you know that?"
"Look, you know what
our problem is? It's not me, it's not you, it's μ"
She said, "Yea,
you're right, we're both at fault, let's not make this type of
error again"
"Okay" he said.
And they lived happily ever after...
David Maron |